It's not lost with Tom Hanks

So, apparently 2 day delivery with Fed Ex is really less than 24 hours long. And apparently the shipment didn't venture on a plane with Tom Hanks and get lost on an island. What would he do with sperm anyway? SO it arrived today at 11am all boxed up. Inside are 20 million little guys. Inside are 20 millions hopes that one just ONE will work. That just one with ensure a crying, screaming, pooping machine. And that just one will make the next 9 months pure hell of eating everything and slowly morphing from a petite woman into a massive whale. The idea of a baby while looking at donors seemed like such a distant thought. Like yeah... we will do this next month. And now its here. In 7 days or less... it will all begin.
You would think by doing this once before 4 years ago I wouldn't be nervous or scared, I mean its just a kid, right???? Wrong! It is a life that I and my wife are responsible for. Sure I have one already but she is already here. Can't get cold feet about her. But this is planned, thought out and we even had to shell out half a grand. Now only if everyone in humanity had to pay money to get pregnant maybe there would be less dead beat parents.