Turkey Baster

For over a year now my "wife" ("" to indicate that there are some who do not believe in such and anti-christ term of two women being joined together to experience a life time of nagging and marital ummmm bliss as those who are technically heterosexual couples or aka closet cases) we have been discussing the baby factor. With a toddler already super glued to my ankle 20 hours out of the day it was a long discussion, we managed to get a few words in every month about it when we got some silence. Now here we sit a year and a half later with the four year old off to school this September we knew it was time to brave the storm of our own child.
We thought it would be a breeze. You go to the doctor get checked out, get the "stuff" and your pregnant. This now known as a ridiculous but yet wonderful thought was so far from the reality we have come to know as baby making from hell. Now granted I have one child from a previous junction many confirm as an acceptable sanction. I on the other hand do not confirm that nor do I agree. Though she, is wonderful, beautiful and gracious. The other part to her DNA is a blog for another day. In any event, lets talk baby making for lesbians 101.

So I am here to save those of you who are about ready to scream.... vicariously release your frustration, aggravation and anger towards those who have it so easy.

1.)- Make an appointment with your doctor to make sure all is well down under the hood. While some one night stands infused with Jack, Captn' Morgan, Wild Turkey and BUD in the heterosexual mating ritual do not have this luxury, use it if you do to ensure the health of you and your baby to be.

2.)-Look at your other half-in the good light- and see what qualities you want in those millions of little sperm. Remember to add your good looks to the mix.

3.)- Decide if you want to to an at home insemination with your lady at your side or between your legs rather or with the doctors head in your snatch. Once you decide this...

4.) Play the lottery- find a donor site that you like. There are hundreds. Pricing is different so is selection. Here are a few that I have found helpful in our search Fairfax, CLI.
If you do not have a doctor you can go to Northwest.
Although a physician is recommended. Once you have found a site that has the donor that you want. PLACE YOUR ORDER. From experience I can tell you that the one you find perfect is also perfect to the other thousands of greedy sperm shoppers too. As these lil guys are not so cheap so it is better to get what you want.

5.)- How do you want to do this? There are so many ways some seem technical and disgusting, such as the cervical cap. That to me just doesn't seem like much fun. Then there is the "turkey baster method" You can buy kits online for the insemination process that range about $75.00 or you can go to the drug store and buy a medicine syringe for a couple bucks.

This being the difficult life changing decision that it is, put your heat into it. Don' t look at the price per vial. This is s being you are going to create and carry with someone you love even if you are doing this solo. No mater if the cost is $60.00 per vial or $600.00 although some people get it fro free or the cost of a few drinks on a Saturday night. Remember this is a baby, that will eventually grow into an adolescent that will say... WHY DID YOU PICK THE NUMBER WITH THE BIG NOSE????